AMERICA: WEAR IT OR LEAVE IT
where american pride kicks dignity's ass
The Bland and the Free
Dec 8th
“I’m secretly fantasizing about all the beige tops I’ll buy if we get our way with the Estate tax.”
Hussein on the Membrane
Dec 7th
“Sleeveless t-shirts are a wonderful canvas to show off one’s breezy McCarthyism. To make a real impact avoid “PROPER GRAMMAR” and print your message on worn yellow cotton.”
True Fiscal Conservative
Nov 28th
“I came up with the idea for my hat after cleaning out my Lazy Susan this morning. By making it myself, I probably saved a good $40!”
America’s Dumbest Constitutional Scholars
Nov 27th
“As far as we’re concerned, the emergency room only exists as a place people go to after crossing one of us. Praise God.”
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